remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
