hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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