So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
