No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wish my penis had a tongue
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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