Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
operation harelip BJ is a go
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
NoShamevember. You game?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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