i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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