I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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