wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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