new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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