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(415): View more from California

This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.

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(530): View more from California

Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(

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(818): View more from California

ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.

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(319): View more from Iowa

We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"

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(229): View more from Georgia

Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE

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(865): View more from Tennessee

The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.

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