I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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