I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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