just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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