let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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