that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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