OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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