just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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