Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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