found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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