Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
