Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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