IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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