No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
