I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Shame - the story of my life.
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