that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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