apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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