SEEEEXXX PLEASE
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
