He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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