On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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