ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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