Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
