Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
His nipple licking is glorious
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