I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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