Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
