My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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