Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Someone shattered a urinal.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
