it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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