So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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