Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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