We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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