My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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