I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
