Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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