I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
