can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
