I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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