I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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