giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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