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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm pants shitting drunk right now

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(209): View more from California

i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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(636): View more from Missouri

Ridin mah bike see you on the moon

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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(815): View more from Illinois

i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm turning into an adult here.

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Adults touch each other's special zones.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how do you know everyone's mad at you?

(925): View more from California

I just woke up feeling shameful

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