How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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